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- Ifound - I found
Somanythings
- I dreamedof - Dreamedof, dreamedof
You fell in love with me
- But I couldn't think - But I couldn't think
Ofhow it could be
And I finallyfound him
And I'm takin' the long way out
- 'Cause it's gonna be - It's gonna be
Somethin'special to me
Yeah, yeah
Days go by and we're still laughing
He's all mine
And I'm never alone
Days go by and we're still happy
He's all mine alone
He's something special to me
Yeah, yeah
And I finally found him
And I'm takin' the long way out
- 'Cause it's gonna be - It's gonna be
Somethin'special to me
Yeah, yeah
Days go by and we're still happy
He's all mine alone
[ Woman Narrating ] It all began at the Plaza Hotel...
twentyyears ago in the month ofJune.
- [ Crowd Chattering ] - Two mothers brought their daughters, Liv and Emma...
here to the Palm Court for tea.
On that afternoon, there was a wedding.
There was something blue, something borrowed...
and something completely magical.
And two little girls from NewJersey...
held in their hands a new dream--
that one day they would find that one person...
who would stand by them no matter what...
and when they did, they too...
would haveJune weddings at the Plaza.
Thank you.
And, yes, Your Honor, I will take this lofty man to be my husband.
I always knew my wedding would be the happiest day of my life.
Now I will dance with you until we have six babies and a house.
Doyou think they let pets inside the plaza?
Well, it's not like we're getting married until we're 1 6 at least.
Next time, can I play the bride?
Emma, you know I always play the bride.
[ Woman On Stereo ] This will be an everlasting love
- This will be-- - Not too shabby.
- Caviar cocktail hour-- - Cigar roller, white glove service--
- Celadon cymbidium orchids. - Great deejay.
[ Liv ] So we both admit it's beautiful.
- Um,yeah. - But?
Doyou think it's the work ofMarion St. Claire?
Oh. Marion's a visionary.
Mmm?
- Oh. - If it had been mywedding--
- Oh, just say it. - It ain't June.
- And it ain't the plaza. - It's the elephant in the room.
Yeah. [ Gasps ]
- And hereyou are. - Oh, look.
A duck made out ofice. Isn't this great?
Know what else is great?
Going home early and watching your backed-up TiVo?
Am I that predictable?
How about one more dance...
and I'll giveyou my piece ofthe cake-- ifyou let me lead.
Very funny.
- Come on. Come on. - You know I always lead.
Hey. Oh.
Hi, girls. [ Laughs ]
- Areyou readyto catch this bouquet? - Gotta go.
- I'm so happyall ofyou are here. - On the other hand, always fun.
I know. They take it so seriously.
- Mywork friends, sort of. - [ Guests Laugh ]
My college buds-- Oh, my God.
Emma Allan, is that the same dress you wore to the Delta Gamma...
"Kegs for a Cause" semiformal, like, a bazillion years ago?
[Murmuring]
- Yeah. - what's your point? Because it's a classic.
- Ifa dress works, you work it hard. - Oh.
See, that is sweet. And loyal.
Girlfriends sticking up for each other.
I like that, a lot. Keep that.
- Anyway, are you guys ready to catch this? - Yeah.
Just think about it, feel it, catch it--
One, two, three!
[ Narrator] I would have seen the signs ifI'd been there.
It's all right there. Look at Emma's eyes-- Like a hunter's.
And Liv's hand-- How wouldyou like that clasped aroundyour throat?
Not that either ofthem can imagine hurting each other at this point.
Why should they? They've been inseparable for 20years.
Okay, slow down.
- why can't we run with i pods? - we can't run with i pods because i pods...
are for people who can't be alone with their own thoughts.
I'm literally running circles around you. Doyou know that?
Doyou know how many things I can think about at once?
You know what a multitasker I am.
You're not enjoying my conversation? Is that whatyou're saying?
- I'm hurt. I am very hurt, Liv. - I gotta go.
- All right. Have a good day. - Loveyou.
- Call me. Tell me how the meeting goes. - watch this powerwalk.
- whoo! - Whoo!
- [ Bell Dings ] - Hey, did you get the changes to the brief?
- Read and highlighted in the cab. - Great.
purse. It's like the whole city is made out oflint.
It's an aggressive approach, exploiting the weaknesses ofourplaintiff's case...
and I think judicially we'll find favor--
particularly ifwe pull J ustice Givens.
Thankyou, Liv.
Our best associate, Mr. Simmons.
Maybeyour approach is too aggressive.
I mean, ifwe pound them...
as you suggest, they'll hardly be in the mood to settle.
Mr. Simmons, you don't-- You don't know me, but I--
I knowyou.
All you need to know is how badlyyou want to win...
because we won't be settling.
- You're right. She's perfect. - [ Bell Rings ]
- Oh, Ms. Allan? - Hey, Robert. what's up?
I think Ms. Delgado is looking foryou.
Is she? w-was she nearby?
- She-- She's in her room. - She's--
Emma, thereyou are.
- Oh, God, Deb. Hi. - I know. Isn't it gorgeous?
God, I feel so blessed to have this body. [ Chuckles ]
- You know, I am so late-- - No, no, no. Listen. You gotta help me out here.
- You know the debate team? - Yeah.
I cannot go to the state finals.
I mean, children talking about their little problems.
Ugh! You gotta do it for me.
Yeah, Deb, I'm already doing your late bus patrol...
and pep squad and your after-school detention.
- You're the debate team adviser. I don't think that I should-- - I know.
I do so much.
I wish I could just do the bare minimum.
I so admireyou for that.
Thankyou.
Anyway, all right, look. Here's howwe'll work it out.
- I'll do the debate team-- - Okay, good.
Uh-huh. Ifyou take myTuesday study halls for the rest oftheyear.
- Okay? - Yeah, that's-- No.
[ Laughing ] All right. You owe me, girl.
- Get out ofthe hallway, kids! - You knowwhyshe does this?
- You're the best teacher at that school. - No, I--
She's trying to overworkyou, soyou crack under pressure.
- Mm-mmm. - Middle school's a jungle.
I don't know. I think she's kind ofsad.
I mean, she's been divorced, like, three times.
She's way ahead of us. I mean, where are our divorces?
I gotta get married first.
- God, I hate Daniel! [ Laughs ] - [Phone ]
No, Kevin. I'm dealing with a crisis.
what's your crisis?
Uh, that's code for "I don't want to talk toyou."
Oh, I see. well, then thankyou for putting me through.
- See?I toldyou thosejeans would look great on you. - They aren't too tight?
No, no. Not at all. But this--
I mean, Emma, yellow-- Not your color.
Okay? Seriously. Oh, but you know what? Try this.
Because--You know what? Keep it.
- well-- - It never hung right on me anyway.
Of course it doesn't hang right on you.
It's... my size, and it's new.
This is the Dolce blouse I told you about last week.
- Liv, I can't. - Hey, hey. It was on sale.
- I practically made money on it. - Liv, it's too much.
Emma, Emma. Emma-- Just say thankyou.Just--
- Thankyou. It's beautiful. I love it. - Good.
Now this-- Emma's stuff. Emma's stuff. Let's get rid ofit at one point.
You moved out, like, a hundred years ago. Okay.
- Daniel's sweater? Cardigan? You wanna try that? - Yeah, love it.
[ Both Gasp ]
Oh--
Tiffany box.
- You're getting engaged? - I'm getting engaged.
- I'm getting engaged! - You're getting engaged!
- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!
- Emma-- - No! Stop it. No. Liv!
- I have to look. - Stop it! No! No!
- No, no! - [ Squealing ]
- You can't stop me. - [ Screams ]
I'm sorry.
But he should seeyour face when you first see the ring.
Good call.
You always think of others, Emma.
It never occurs to me like that.
I mean, sometimes it does.
I'm really happy foryou.
promise meyou won't tell anyone until after he proposes.
Oh, God. I would never. I'd be out of my mind.
[Pop On P.A.]
- I'm engaged! - [ Screams ]
- Can we get four tequila shots? - No. No.
No, no, no. None for me.
- [ Chuckles ] Oh, right. - I'm fine.
Acapulco, 2006-- Emma and Fletcher on a break.
[ Falsetto Voice ] "Never talk about that weekend again."
"I'm so lonely and confused, and very thirsty. please, Miguel"--
Okay, okay, okay. Make it stop. please.
All right, a toast.
To Liv-- Congratulations to an amazing friend.
And condolences to Emma, Liv's maid ofhonor.
She will surely be the most nightmarish bride ever.
It is my burden and mine alone.
- I'll be repaying the favorvery soon. Cheers. - Drink up.
- what did I rush down here for? - Nate! I'm getting married.
- Get out. - Yeah.
- Oh, my God. Sister's gettin' married here. - [ Chuckles ]
- where's--where's the groom? - Oh. Oh. He's not here.
well, he hasn't actually popped the question yet.
A toast--To Daniel...
who in his own world isjust working late...
but I guess in Liv's world has just proposed.
So God bless him forwanting...
to spend his life with my sister in anyworld.
- To Liv. - we loveya.
- He's a lucky guy. - [ Woman ] Yep. The biggest dayofa girl's life.
I'm gonna be right back.
- Damn. Should I? - I got it.
I mean, they didn't get to see me graduate law school...
or read Nate's first story in New York magazine.
So I can't share this with 'em.
I wish your parents could be here too.
whatever. It's fine. I'm fine.
Liv, you're only human.
You don't have to have it together every minute of every day.
Former chubby girls-- we're made of steel.
And Splenda. we survive.
well, first of all, you weren't fat.
- [ Chuckles ] - But, yes, you do survive.
- Thanks, Em. - You're welcome, Liv.
You're gonna be the best maid ofhonor.
- Yes, I am. - what do we do first?
First-- Oh! I was thinking.
It might be a good idea to actually get the proposal.
See? It's that head for details.
Yeah, right? I know.
[Man On TV] ...people watching this performance at home...
with a huge question mark.
Hey, babe? I don't think they sent us any fortune cookies.
No, they sent 'em. I got them right here.
Oh, good.
Okay. Here we are.
- I'm just cuing it up. - Mm-hmm.
- This guy's gotta go. I'm sorry. I know you like him. - Mm-hmm.
- He's very pitchy. - You know, Fletch, that is actually a real thing.
pitchy. It's not just code for someoneyou don't like.
Oh, okay. You're pitchy.
Oh, uh, that one's mine.
- please. - You're really calling dibs on fortune cookies now?
- Yeah. It's on the right side. - Okay, it's fine.
- Yours is the left. - Ifyour fortune's better than mine, I'm claiming it.
- I don't think it will be. - Okay. Areyou ready?
- One-- - Two.
Three.
what's this?
I put a lot ofthought into where I was gonna do this...
and, uh, I wanna do it here.
This is our home...
and ifI'm 99 years old and we're doing exactly this in our home--
TV and gettin' Chinese food--
that'll be good enough for me.
- [ Laughs ] - So, Emma Allan?
- Uh-huh? - will you marry me?
- Yes. Yes. - [Phone Ringing]
- [ Beeps ] - It didn't happen tonight.
- But I'm not worried, 'cause I'm sure Daniel's-- - I-I'm engaged.
Fletcherjust proposed, like, two minutes ago.
I'm engaged.
- Color? - Colorless.
- Cut? - Brilliant.
- Clarity? - Slightly included.
- Carat? - Almost, maybe just under.
[ whispering ] More than he could afford, I'm sure.
- Ohhh. - [ Squeals ]
- [Phone Ringing] - Engaged? wow!
Liv's engaged. You're engaged.
That's--That's--
C-Can I call you back?
what doyou mean Emma's engaged?
No. Of course I'm happy. whywouldn't I be happy?
I think it's great. Yeah.
No, you don't have to come here. I'm fine. I'm not gonna eat anything. Okay.
And I have the perfect wedding present.
- [ Clears Throat ] - [ Beeps ]
You are going to live with Emma and Fletcher.
[ Sighs ]
You're irritating me.
I can't believe it.
It's so weird having this on my finger. I mean, hey, look.
- It even sparkles in the rain. - Blinding. Ouch.
So I'm thinking about getting DJ Humble to spin at my party.
- I don't know though. Is that weird? - You should go for it.
- I'm not really a big band kind of girl. - whatever.
- It's yourwedding. - Oh. My mom can't fly up until the wedding.
She's too busywith work. But who cares. I've gotyou, right?
- Yeah. I'm so psyched. - So would you come with me to meet her?
- I'm sorry. what? Meet who? - Marion St. Claire.
Haven'tyou been listening? I've got an appointment with her on Friday.
- You already made an appointment? - Yeah.
- You just got engaged last night. - I know.
But technically, I'm already behind.
You gotta book early ifyou want the plaza.
The plaza? I can't believe this.
what--what's the matter? why areyou mad?
I'm not mad. No, not atyou.
I just don't know what's taking Daniel so long.
Oh, God. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have--
we don't have to talk about this. Let's just drop it.
Don't worry about me. worry about Daniel.
- He's gonna be dead soon. - why? what--
- Call you later. - what areyou go--
Liv, you let him do this his own way.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me!
Honey!
will you just marry me, already?
Yeah. Okay.
Isn't that whatyou want? 'Cause it's what I want...
and I just wanna know ifyou want to marry me.
- Don'tyou wanna get married? - Honey, can we talk about this later?
Oh, you changed your mind? I saw the Tiffany box in the closet.
- Right? - [ Exhales ]
- Uh-- - Oh, my God.
[ Chuckles ]
It's not a ring?
Ifit's a key chain I'm gonna kill myself...
- and I'm taking you down with me. - Oh.
Could you just tell me right here and right now?
Is it something thatyou would want?
would you want-- would you want to get married?
You know what I will tell you?
I have never met a more obnoxious...
complicated, overbearing...
gorgeous, smart, sexywoman in my life.
And-- [ Laughs ]
ifyou had just waited until tonight--
[ Gasps ]
- [ Laughs ] - then you wouldn't be the woman I fell in love with...
because she doesn't know how to wait.
- will you hold that for a second? - Yeah.
which is fine, as long as I get to spend the rest of my life...
trying to catch up with her.
- Liv? - Hmm?
will you marry me?
- Areyou proposing? - Mmm.
Really? Honey, it's so out of nowhere.
- Liv, shut up. Yes or no? - Yes. Yes.
- Babe. - Yes.
- This is not how I planned it. - [Liv]Areyou kidding?
Oh!
- I love "Bring Your Hot Girlfriend to work" day. - Totally.
[ Squeals ]
[Narrator] And that is thejourneythat brought...
these twoyoung brides to my townhouse on that particular afternoon.
- [ whines ] - No, no, no. Don't do that. Not now. Not now. Let's go.
Okay. I 'm good.
I'm Marion St. Claire...
the most sought-after wedding planner in Manhattan.
- Hi. we're Marion's 1 :00. - Mm-hmm.
we're both getting married, and we're both each other's maid ofhonor.
No way. That's incredible.
Ms. St. Claire will seeyou now.
- Hi. I'm Liv Lerner. - Hi, Ms. St. Claire. wow.
- This is Emma Allan. - what an honor.
- we've been best friends for a long time. - I can't believe this.
Sit.
- Okay. - Got it.
A wedding marks the first day...
ofthe rest ofyour life.
You have been dead until now.
W-Wereyou aware ofthat?
You're dead right now.
- I understand. - Thankyou.
Angela, for example, will die dead.
NowI've read the brief that she put together onyou--
[ Laughing ] June weddings at the plaza.
[ Chuckling ] So it's not even a remote possibility?
Ifyou'd gone elsewhere, not a chance.
Butyou've come to me. [ Laughs ]
Call me dream catcher. I'll answer.
Ooh. Dream catcher.
I happen to have...
- three openings at the Plaza inJune. - [ Typing]
Two the first Saturday...
and one the last Saturday.
That would be the 6th and the 27th.
Oh! My parents' anniversary is the 6th. That's so meant to be.
- Oh, my gosh! - Yeah.
- well, then I'll take the 27th. - Great.
Um, you'll wanna discuss this with your grooms.
- [Together] No. - All right then.
Just sign and...
date these.
- Okay. - This feels pretty good right now, I gotta say.
Now, uh, we should discuss themes.
- Uh, elegant minimalism-- - Classic traditionalism--
- with romantic textures. - and trendy infusion.
- I'm impressed. - Really?
- well, we loveyou so much. - She means-- She means "Thankyou."
[ Angela ] Your 1 :1 5 is here, Ms. St. Claire.
Thankyou... so much.
[Angela ] I havepackets foryou up front.
Bride to bride, there's only one June opening left at the plaza.
Oh, my God. Thankyou. You are so sweet.
Ms. St. Claire, first off, I'm obsessed with you.
- Uh, it's an honor and a privilege. - Sit.
Sure.
[ Squealing ] June. At the plaza.
[ Both Screaming, Laughing ]
[Marion Narrating] Lookat them-- So blissfullyunaware...
ofthe implications oftheirwedding date.
You see, at this point,June was a mere three and a halfmonths away--
A blink ofan eye, in wedding time.
[ Woman ] Got my dreams, got my life, got my love
Got my friends Got the sunshine above
Why am I making this hard on myself
When there's so many beautiful reasons I have to be
Happy
Yeah
[ Vocalizing ]
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Miss wang--
Ohh-- Lace bodice.
Basque waist, 1 0-layer tulle--
[ Sighs ] You should try it on.
No. No, no. I'm wearing my mom's dress.
Emma, areyou sure?
Your mom's dress is beautiful, but is-- is ityour dream or hers?
It's mine. It's mine. I wanna surprise her.
But it is your day.
Can'tyou just send her a big box of chocolates on Mother's Day...
- and get the dress you want? - It's really pretty.
- And I do love strapless. - Me too.
I feel like I'm cheating on my mom's dress.
I can't. I can't. I've very comfortable with my decision.
- I'm just gonna put it back. put it back. - Okay.
But I mean, if you like it...
-you should try it on. - No. You saw it first.
- please. - That's a terrible reason. we're gonna try this on, okay?
No, uh, I'm gonna... try it on.
It's stunning. It's perfect.
- [ Exhales ] I know. Right? - Mm-hmm.
I should probably keep looking.
Doyou think there is something better than Vera wang?
I'm sorry. Do they keep that next to the something that is better than chocolate?
- Liv, get the dress. - what ifyou changeyour mind?
Just be very careful about any pre-wedding weight gain.
You don't alter a Vera to fityou; you alteryourselfto fit Vera.
weight gain. please. Yeah. Right. Me lose control?
You see these eyes? You know what that is?
Focus. That's right.
well, it's contacts-- and focus.
- You know, I'll take it. - perfect.
I'll getyou more champagne.
- [Phone ] -[Phone Ringing]
[ Together] Marion.
A terrible mistake has been made...
one I assureyou has never happened before...
in the House ofSt. Claire.
Yourweddings have been booked on the same day.
Canyou saythat again? I'm sorry. What?
[ Clears Throat ] Yourweddings have been scheduled for the same date.
- Mother "F '." - Are you insane?
The plaza is our lifelong dream.
Angela... mixed up the dates.
You are now both set to be married June 6...
and the other bride on June 27.
The next available date at the Plaza isJune 15--
- perfect. I'll take it. - Three years from now.
[ weak Laugh ]
- This is no-- - No, I can't--
It's no problem. Hold on. It's no problem.
Because I'll negotiate it. I negotiate for a living.
- I'll get the other bride to switch her dates with you. - Trust me.
You can't say no to that face.
Yes, well, our confidentialityagreement...
means that I cannot tell you who she is...
- so which one ofyou will choose a different venue? - [Intercom Beeps ]
[Angela ] I'm leaving right now, Ms. St. Claire.
word to the wise, dear-- and also to you--
do not use me as a reference.
- Hello, Angela. -J ust...
tell us where the other bride is...
and nobody's gonna get hurt.
[ Beeping ]
- Hi. - Hello, Stacy.
- How areyou? - It's Emma and Liv.
- You look gorgeous. - Did you lose weight?
You want me to change the date of mywedding?
- Yeah. - That'd be great.
- No. - You take the 6th, give me the 27th--
She can beyourwedding buddy.
- I'm a ball. Really. I am. - Don't touch me.
Let's talk numbers.
Everywedding has a price, hon. what's yours?
You can't buy me. So again, no.
No, no, no. A thousand times, no.
Good luck, ladies.
There's something wrong with you.
You're not leaving until you changeyour--
- [ Screams ] -[Stacy] She's crazy!
-Just changeyour date. - She's crazy! Somebody call Security.
- You won't even changeyour date! - You're crazy!
- It's unnecessary foryou to touch me so hard. - Technically, she pushed me too.
- Come on. Have a nice day. - whatever.
we could sue. we could sue. You're a lawyer. we could sue 'em all.
we could sue the plaza. we could sue Marion. we could sue Angela--
what's the point? None ofthem are gonna make it right.
No. It's up to us. I wantyou at mywedding.
And whicheverway this works out...
one of us will just have to be married on a different day.
Absolutely. I mean, you know, I wantyou at mywedding.
Obviously. Ifwe can't think of any otherway out ofthis...
one of us will simply have to be flexible.
Yeah. One of us will just have to changevenues.
Right. One ofus could.
Probably, um, not...
the one of us who's been saving up for a decade...
because she makes a pittance compared to the other one of us, but--
True. I mean, or it would be...
ifthe other one of us wasn't so desperate to get married at the plaza...
because the plaza, practically, is the only happy memory she has ofher childhood.
- So, oops. That's-- - Right.
- One of us will have to move her date. - Yep.
One of us will.
And until one of us decides, we shouldn't make any concrete plans.
Agreed. There's some time before we lock things in.
- Let's just not do anything-- - Right.
- until one of us moves her date. - Okay.
So, um--
Talk toyou soon. One of us should--
Call the other one.
One ofus hasn't called meyet, butyou know what?
She's gonna move her date. She always was the bendy one, even as a kid, remember?
Yeah, she didn't sound too bendy to me.
[ TV: Explosions, Beeps ]
[ Beeps ]
I called Fletch, and she picked up.
He's doin'mytaxes tomorrow night.
You can't get all buddy-buddy with him. Not now.
Anyway, Daniel can do your taxes. He's "financey."
It's a hedge fund, babe. we don't do a lot oftax prep.
- whatever. You do our taxes. - Fletch has been my accountant for six years. I'm going.
You're being ridiculous. Just have a double wedding.
what are we, 41 -year-old twin sisters?
Babe! Double wedding.
[ Fletcher] A double wedding. I think that's a great idea.
- It would be a hell of a party. - You know, uh, no.
[ Chuckles ] I've shared everything my whole life with Liv.
- I'd kinda like my own dayjust--just once. - [ CalculatorClicking]
I know, bug. Is this everything? This is all your gas receipts--
Threw it all in the shoe box. I don't know.
- It's my dream too--To get married at the plaza. - [ Clicking]
I have been saving since I was 1 6.
Ijust needa few more days to... Iet it go.
I'll find a new dream. Liv's reasons are better than mine.
It's like American Idol, all right?
Liv is the Simon. Ugh. God.
I mean, no offense. Butyou're the paula.
Even when theycan't sing, you compliment their outfit.
- It's nice. - well, but everyone listens to Simon.
I wouldn't marry Simon. I'd marry me some paula.
Mmm.
- That's nice. -Just pick one. I'm fine with any of'em.
See? That's why I need a maid ofhonor. You don't care.
I-- Hey, you wanna have her back in the game?
You know whatyou're gonna have to do, and the sooner the better.
- we need to give our guests some notice. - Exactly.
- which is why save-the-dates are so key, but you don't care. - [ Phone Rings ]
- It's not that I don't care. - well, get your phone then.
- Hello? - Men.
Yo, Fletch. No, nothin' much. Just lookin' at save-the-dates or invites.
- Are we still on for tomorrow? - Yeah, totally.
Any sign of progress on your end? Is Liv softening at all?
No way. And there's no way she's gonna blink first.
Theyhaven't spoken fora week.
That's a century in girl years.
what is it about weddings that makes 'em so worked up?
I know. I have no idea.
It's, like, the wrong time to let the guy know thatyou're crazy.
- You know what I mean? It's not how I'd play it. - Yeah.
- [DoorOpens ] - Oh, you know what? She's here now.
- I'll seeyou tomorrow? - All right.
[Emma ] Hey.
- Hi, sweetie. - Hi.
- How was pep squad? - I hate pep squad.
I particularly hate peppy teenage girls...
who insist everyone be aggressive-- B.E. aggressive.
It's, like, there are other pathways in life besides aggression, you know?
I'm gonna call Liv.
- Really? - Yeah.
Amie and Marissa are throwing us that joint shower...
and it'd be good to have all this behind us by then. Right?
- You sure? - Yeah.
Yeah. I agree. I wasjust talkin' to Daniel. She's on her cell.
You should call her. They're out doin' their save-the-dates or whatever.
- what? - You should hit her up.
You have to know your "date" date...
to send out your save-the-dates.
Oh.
we were both gonna wait, and she-- she--
I ca-- I can't believe it.
You can't believe this? Really? It's Liv.
- She's always thinking about number one. - No.
Not this time. No. No, no, no, no, no.
I am a bride too. Okay?
I'm number one too.
I--You are my number one. I know. That's how I feel.
Bug, what are you doing?
- [ Sighs ] - [ Beeping ]
- Subject-- - Listen. Listen. No, no, no, no, no.
Emergency. This is not spam.
- I'm getting married,June 6-- - You don't have to slam on the keys.
The plaza Hotel. Be there. X-O-X-O-X-O-X-O. Emma.
Address book. B.C.C. everyone.
Oops. Notyou, Liv.
- And send. - [ Beeps ]
[ Beeping, Buzzing ]
"Emergen-C-C-C. 'Thys' is 'nit' spam.
- I'm get married.June 6th." - [ Sizzling ]
- [ Beeping ] - "K.J.A."? "Kuh-jaw"?
- [ Beeps ] - "Emma."
what is "kuh-jaw," Emma?
[ Beeps ]
Great. Emma's wedding's gonna be better than ours was.
- Glen. - [ Beeps ]
Maybe her marriage will be better too.
- Not filled with loneliness and sadness. - [Toilet Flushes ]
I hopeyou can appreciate the positions Amie and I are in.
- we're not taking sides. - Relax.
- we're not making any plans until we figure this out. - wow.
- You're so cool about it. - Yeah.
- How else am I gonna be? - I mean--without taking sides though, I have to say...
Emma's save-the-date e-mail was a smidge tacky.
I mean, "June 6 at the plaza," smiley face?
what's next, hearts over her i's?
- Come on, really-- What was she thinking? - Oh, hey.
- I know, right? - That was so tacky.
- It's shocking. - [ Emma ] Hi. Hi, Heidi.
[Indistinct ]
- Oh, Elizabeth, I love my ring. - [ Woman ] Oh, mygosh.
[ Liv] Emma?
You sent out your save-the-dates?
Yeah, I did, actually.
- [ woman Clears Throat ] - Uh--
Surprised?
So one of us...
is not moving her date?
[ Both Slurping ]
well, you amaze me, Liv. You really do.
You-You never ask me what I want. You just figureyou know best, end of story.
"Emma, wear this. Emma, say that."
well, Emma's pretty frickin' tired ofit.
- Oh, whoa. - Don't think I didn't notice how totally freaked out...
-you were because I had the nerve to get engaged beforeyou did. - Okay, wait.
First of all, Daniel bought that ring in December.
Okay? So officially, I was first.
- Oh, pathetic. pathetic! - Second, people always makeyou do things you don't wanna do.
Emma, it's like you don't have a spine. Oh, wait. That's right.
You don't have a spine.
- [ Women Murmuring] - wow.
No one could accuse you ofbeing soft, Liv.
You grabbed the first date inJune Marion offered...
without even asking me first.
At least I'm not so terrified of being alone...
that I people-please myway through life.
Emma, you settle.
Areyou saying that I'm settling with Fletcher?
I wasn't thinking about Fletcher.
You came up with that one on your own.
Ooh.
Moveyour date, Liv.
You moveyour date, Emma.
It's done. You lose.
Yourwedding betterwatch it.
what did you just say?
I said yourwedding should be very scared right now.
Ifl wereyourwedding, I'd sleepwith one eye open.
why don'tyou just saveyourthreats for Daniel?
After all, isn't that how you got a proposal out ofhim?
- [whispering ] That's how I did it. - Yourwedding can suck it.
what did you just say? Mywedding can suck it?
- I said yourwedding can suck it. - Yourwedding can s-- be--
I mean, yours can be, um--
Can-Can be, uh--
- [ Snickers ] - not that--
please.
- Bye, ladies. - Hey, Liv.
[ whispering ] Yes.
Yourwedding will be huge.
Just likeyour ass at prom.
[ All Gasp ]
we're done.
5:00, Saturday,June 6. Done.
- Done. - Hmm. - Good.
Now we just have to find you another maid ofhonor, uh, and fast.
You'll be spending more time with her than with the groom.
- My friends won't take sides. - who says it has to be a friend?
- No! No! Not just a bridesmaid. - [Man ] This spot okay?
Yeah. Maid ofhonor. Maid ofhonor.
Yeah. we were so close in law school.
That study group was nuts.
Oh, sweetie, you are my second cousin's best friend.
Of courseyou were at the very top of my maid ofhonor list.
Honestly, Carla. Caitlin?
Erin, no. I did not sleep with him.
All right, okay. I did, actually.
Once. Twice.
what difference does it make? He was a loser, and he was lousy in--
You did? Really? I didn't hear that--
Two kids? wow. You guys must have had really cute kids.
Uh, yeah. Tell him I say hi, and--
Actually, I'm hopping into a cab, so I'm gonna giveyou a call a little later.
- Kevin? - Yeah?
I'dlike topromoteyou--
to mister ofhonor.
Do I get-- Is-- Is it, like, a pay thing?
No.Just-- It's just an honor.
[Deb] Uh, have a classmate readyour draft. I think that's a great idea.
Because byletting a classmate readyour draft--
Oh, thank God. All right. You guys finish the rest of this.
J ust read it yourselves.
- Did you get my note? - Yeah.
Can you take my late bus patrol today?
Sure.
- Deb? - Yeah?
- [ Chuckles ] - [ Chuckling ] Yeah?
- I know we're not exactly friends-- - we're not?
- Then why am I always doing you favors? - You never do me--
[ Clears Throat ] Never mind.
How'd you like to be my maid ofhonor?
Do I get to pick out my own dress?
I tend to draw the eye, so it's gotta be good.
Absolutely.
I mean, you know, I might make some suggestions, but--
Oh, you know, I'm really swamped though. I'd need a lot ofhelp.
what doyou think the bride is for?
To make the maid ofhonor's life easier, right?
[ Chuckling ] I mean, come on. please.
Aw. All right. Sinceyou begged--
- Okay. - I'll beyour maid ofhonor.
It's gonna be great.
- [DoorShuts ] - It's gonna be great.
- [Stereo: Classical] - [ Slurping ]
[ Gargles ] whew.
Hey, can I make a suggestion?
Have you ever heard of"pee-not gree-gio"?
It's this reallynice white wine.
It's very elegant. [ Slurps ]
Mmm.
- Now, your music is-- - Yes.
still pending, and, sadly, D.J. Humble is no longer available on that date.
Oh? But he and I had a deal-- in principle.
Yes, well, one of my other brides outbid you.
I can'tgiveyou hername, ofcourse.
That bitch!
Notyou. No, a different one.
A person.
God, she's scary.
- You don't think that Liv-- - Yeah, I do.
No. No. She knew how much that meant to me.
- It's too cruel. It's too mean-spirited. - Too in character?
Hang on. wait.
Didn'tyou tell me she's wearing a Vera wang?
- Yes. - I read those run really tight...
and she's kind ofan ex-heifer.
No. No, she's--
She's-- Little bit.
Mmm. Oh!
That is good. Excellent.
Is that like cream cheese? It is cream cheese.
Like a hint. [ Inhales ]
- Has Emma chosen her cakeyet? - Let's keep to our own work, shall we?
Now, as for the flowers, Eufloria has put in a bid.
we just can't have the same cake, that's all. And I have to have the seven-tiered...
white chocolate-curl torte, enrobed in marzipan with edible pearls and flourishes.
well, you're safe.
Emma has chosen a less extravagant cake.
And she's always saying that she doesn't need...
to impress people with how much she can spend.
- I'm just going to check my ice sculptor Rolodex. - Right.
Oh, my God.
That was a dig at me.
Emma thinks I'm showing off?
I never thought she resented how much money I made, but I guess I was wrong.
Really? I didn't get that from what she--
Marion's eating it up. [ Sniffs ]
[ Exhales ] She likes Emma best.
Emma always gets the sympathyvote. I never get the sympathyvote, do I?
well, maybe it's asking a little bit too much of people--
I was worried about her cake. It could be two Ding-Dongs and a Yodel for all I care.
what's that? what's that?
Don't--
[Liv] Dance lessons?
Damn, she's competitive. Their dance is totally gonna be better than ours.
Let me see Canary Song again. Dandelion. Canary.
- Isn't there something in between? - Sort oflike a burnt Canary.
Video montage oftheir lives? Really?
- It's gotta be Fletcher's idea. - That's just--
It's gonna be, like, pictures ofthem as babies.
You know, Emma with one tooth...
and Fletcher in his little superhero outfits. It's tacky.
- [Knocking] - Can I helpyou?
- Yeah. Delivery for Liv Lerner. - That's chocolate.
I'll take that.
Mmm. Looks good.
"Liv, you deserve this and more."
Isn't Daniel the sweetest?
- I'll just have one. - Thanks.
Just one.
- W-Was she up there? - Yeah.
- Oh. And it's impossible to go get them back? - No, no, no, no.
She ate halfthe box already, lady. Forty-five dollars.
Yes. Okay.
That is the agreed upon--
But just soyou know-- [ Chuckles ]
ifyou heard what was actually going on, you would totally side with me.
- You gonna tip me? - I thought that was including tip...
but anyway, I'll give it toyou because I'm the paula.
You know, I've been thinking.
- Ifyou reallywant to mess with Emma's first dance-- - Mm-hmm?
- There are ways. - Tell me more.
I don't know, baby. Dance class?
Come on. we know how to dance.
It's a slow dance. It's like we did in college.
It's a waltz. It's a little more precise than just holding each other up.
And besides, Marion says that ourfirst dance...
- introduces our couple style to the world. - Oh, well, naturally...
- I'm incredibly concerned with our couple style. - [DoorOpens ]
Space!
[ Laughs ]
I am Ricky Coo...
the Doctor of Dance.
I bring you motion. I bring you rhythm.
I bring you sex.
Please, get onyourfeet, and let's dance!
- [ Man On Stereo ] Y'all readyfor this? - [ Techno-Pop Dance Beat ]
Dance
[ Both panting ]
Maybe Marion shouldn't be recommending Ricky Coo, Doctor of Dance so much.
Yeah. I don't know about Ricky.
[ Man ] Good foryou. Doing warm-ups.
Yeah, I got yourvoice mail saying you wanted to push the lesson from 1 :00 to 4:00.
How long have you been here?
Oh, my God. [ Scoffs ]
- what? - Liv.
- Uh, just give us a second. - [Fletcher] I mean, who does that?
She's finally gone completely crazy. Not that I'm surprised at all.
- I mean, she's always been nuts. - I know. And messing with our couple style?
- There is no way I'm letting her get awaywith that. - Good.
- [ Groans ] - You know who I feel sorry for is Daniel.
[ Snorts ] He's not even gonna be able to control his own wife.
what?
- No, I'm just saying-- It's Liv. Because she never thinks about-- - And?
- I'm going inside. - what?
[Marion Narrating] The final month before the big dayis a litmus test for couples...
ofhow theywork together, solve problems, communicate.
The early, happy glow is over, and the nerves begin to set in.
With some couples, it brings out the fundamental conflicts in their relationship.
With other couples, the lucky ones...
it highlights the essential harmony oftheirpartnership.
Ofcourse, even the luckiest bride needs something to take the edge off.
Ooh, for me! A J ol ly walrus cookie bouquet. I s Daniel a keeper or what?
I 'd just be careful. Miss wang is a stern mistress.
Video montage-- Ifthere's gonna be live pictures and, like, video footage--
I know. It's, like, verging on being a digital short.
I don't know how they're gonna cut me out ofthe footage. I'm in everything.
Oh, this came foryou via messenger.
I can't wait to get into this one.
Mr. Simmons called again asking forthe update on the agreement.
- Rutherford Press? That's my hometown. - I'm just gonna take this.
Suppose I should just tell them you're dealing with a crisis?
Oh, my God.
They still print engagement announcements.
I'm sort oflike a celebrity back there, probably.
You know, it's like, local girl makes good. Such sweet people.
- Oh, wow! - what the?
That's notyou. Is it?
Emma looks gorgeous.
- But not on the inside, which is-- - Kevin.
It's the best she can do, huh?
- So lame. She wants to play dirty? I can play dirty. - [Dial Tone, Beeping]
You can play dirty. I've seen you do it.
I went to law school, people.
I'm starting to think that 30 is the cutoff.
- Mmm. - Because it's the last time men want to date women their age.
A 30-year-old guywill date a 30-year-old girl.
But a 35-year-old guy wants someone 30.
A 40-year-old guy wants someone 30, too, or 28.
- Mm-hmm. - It's a terrible planet.
I know. You know what I was wondering?
what are the real reasons behind Emma and Fletcher having to tie the knot?
why can't they change their date? Think about it.
- She's pregnant! Emma's pregnant! - [ Chuckles ]
Oh, no. [ Groans ]
- Oh, no! - Liv?
- Areyou all right? what the hell is goin' on? - [ Groaning]
Look, let me in!
I gained five pounds. Five pounds. It might as well be 50!
The dress doesn't fit! And ifthe dress doesn't fit...
mywedding's gonna be a big black hole in the history ofthe plaza!
Well, "A " it's our wedding, hon.
And "B"... so what? Let it out.
You don't alterVera wang to fit you.
You alteryourselfto fit Vera.
- what do boys learn in school? - Sorry.
It's not the end ofthe world.
Really. what-what-what can I do to make you feel better?
It's what you can stop doing. This is all your fault.
- It's sweet ofyou to send me those treats, but I-- - what treats?
You know, the treats. The Truffle-opolis.
The truffle tray.
TheJollywalrus cookie bouquet?
International Butter Club?
The-- Honey-- [ Chuckles ] I didn't send you any ofthat.
Oh, my God, Emma!
She's trying to make me fat so I can't fit into my dress!
what is that? what is that?
The International Butter Club?
You mean, you've actually been sitting around...
eating sticks ofbutter from different lands?
[Marion Narrating] The final week before the wedding is do-or-die.
I expect mybrides to be flawless.
Perfect hair, skin, nails, everything.
[ with Engl ish Accent ] Hel lo there. I need to get to the back really fast.
Really, really fast, because I left something there yesterday.
- It's very important that I-- - I so don't care.
Go on back.
- Miss Allan. - Oh, hi.
Hi. Bit of Honey today? That's the one I loaded.
Yes, but, uh, just a pre-wedding glow.
- Sure thing. - Okay, thanks.
[ Woman ] I wishyou well
I hopeyou survive
I hopeyou live on, baby
So I can watchyou cry
'Cause I know in timeyou'll see
Whatyou did to me
Andyou'll come runnin'back
I'm gonna rain onyourparade
Oh, I won't take it again
And I'll keep raining, raining, raining
Overyou
wow!
What happened to you? You look like a traffic cone.
Will it fade?
Sort of. [ Whispers ] This is three loofahs.
I s it that bad? Fletch said he didn't think it was that bad.
Oh, well, honey, "Filch" is your fiance.
He probably told you you had nice hair too.
[Liv] This wedding stuffis not a walk in the park.
- Forsure. - I'm surprised. I don't know.
I'm surprised I haven't been, you know, sent into my therapist's office.
That's what I've heard. T-U-F-F.
You should have heard me on the phone the other day...
- talking to the guy who messed up my centerpieces. - Oh, gosh.
It was unbelievable. It's like one thing after another, every single time.
- It snowballs. - Listen, can I get a little bit more lowlight?
Yeah, especially right here. Hold that thought, sweetie. I'm gonna getyour color.
Just make sure it's not so-- Like, more gold base.
I'm gonna rain onyourparade
No, I won't take it again
And I'll keep raining, raining, raining overyou
- Maybe I should take up chanting. - [ Continues ]
I think it's kind of-- might be necessary at this time of my life.
- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God. Is it good?
Great!
I get to do noth-- [ Gasps ]
Okay. I-I don't know what happened. Um--
I gotta let it sit for a day or two.
Maybe I'll try to strip it down to white.
My hair's blue!
It's blue! I have blue hair!
- I'm getting married in a week. - Congratulations.
In a week! A week!
Come on. I knowyou're in here.
Ah, here's yourvideo montage.
Oh, yeah.
Absolutely.
Fletch?
Bug? Doyou have something you need to tell me?
- Um-- - Are we about to have a little orange baby?
Apparentlywe're registered at Babies "R" Us.
Isn't that nice?
Marissa. where are you? I can barely hearyou.
I can't believe you told Emma.
whatever.
You guys, don't get too attached to the dancers.
They're paid to be nice toyou.
- Yeah! - New York andJapan
Hello, bride!
[ Deejay]All right, all right. Now a little birdie hasjust told me...
that we have a bride-to-be in the house tonight.
- Over here! - But she has been a verybad bride.
Officer Not-Your-Husband is here to arrestyou!
I'm a model, You know what I mean
- And I do my little turn on the catwalk - You're under arrest...
for being too sexy.
Time to be frisked.
Oh, my goodness!
Great!
we got two brides in the house tonight!
[ Women Cheering]
[ Deejay] Whoa. Whoa, whoa. Hold up!
we have two brides in the house tonight.
Emma, this party is invitation only.
I'm getting married too, baby!
[ Deejay] Well, I'll inviteyou right up there.
- DJJazzles invites bride number two up on stage. - why not?
Come on up here, girl! We want to see the wayyou move!
That's what I'm talking about! Work it out, girl!
You can't even let me have my own bachelorette party?
Much the way you couldn't let me have DJ Humble. That was low, Liv.
By the way, did you hear? I'm not pregnant, okay?
I say it's time for a dance-off. Dance-off!.
Dance-off!. Dance-off!. Dance-off!. Dance-off!.
You sayI'm so crazy
[ Cheering]
- Coming home intoxicated - Oh! Oh!
- I say I just want to loveyou - [ Woman ] Come on, Liv!
I just wanna loveyou, baby
- Aw, come on, Liv. - Come on, bride number one.
- I know y'all can do better than that. - Give it to me, baby
Sprockets!
[ Women Cheering]
Break it down! Now the sexiest bride takes first prize. Let's see it!
- [ Hip-hop ] - We gonna get this party started, y'all!
Showdown!
Space!
[ Deejay] Check out bride number two!
They be watchin' while we wiggle around Look at 'em droolin'
They ain't used to this sound I keep 'em movin'
All my ladies putyour hands in the air It's all right now
We gon'keep you up on your feet the whole night now
Pop them bottles Yeah, drink that up, man
Gotyou feelin' crazy Well, that was the plan
They was waitin' for me Wasn't ready for this
He got the game sewed up No, I'm talkin'bout Swiss
- [ Cheeri ng ] - Why wouldyou try
We got 'em shakin' everything from the hood to Dubai
Bride number two, you are the sexiest bride ofthe night, baby.
Give it up for bride number two, y'all!
Sorry, bride number one. Can't win 'em all, girl.
[ Techno Dance Pop ]
I t's wei rd, losi ng. I gotta say I 'm not lovi ng it.
No, but you were both so good.
Yeah, you really got up there, and you tried.
- Forget it. It's my bachelorette party, right? - Yes.
- [ Shutter Clicks ] - Good girl. Here you go.
It's likeyou read my mind.
[ CarAlarm Honking]
[ Gasps ] Oh, my God!
Taxi! Taxi.
Kevin. Kevin. I need coffee.
Excuse me. I need coffee. I need three Advil.
Yeah. Fourwaters.
Get a splash ofthat Kahlua next to wherever that paralegal is.
- Hey, Elana. - Good morning.
- You work too hard. I'm gonna treatyou to lunch. - Okay.
- where are you, Kev? Are you in the office? - I hearyou coming. Liv?
- Liv, blue! Hair! - Hey, Advil.
- [ whispering ] You have blue hair! - [ Gasps ]
[ whispering ] Oh, my God. I totally forgot.
I was supposed to get it dyed back at 7:00.
I think it's very-- It's gonna be-- They're gonna love it.
I got it. I'm gonna figure it out.
Ifwe couldall referto the briefs I've drawn up. I've highlighted a few main points.
Our discoveryprocess in depositions and document requests--
maybe you guys could share that one-- has yielded significant results.
w-w-wait. Okay. I am looking at the brief dated two weeks ago.
- Where is the latest version? - I could have sworn that I updated these.
Just a second.
Goddamn it!
Your hair.
Yes, my hair. My hair... is blue!
My hair is blue. Mywedding's in a week, and I'm paying my maid ofhonor.
Okay? Or rather Mr. Colson is.
And,yes, maybe I misplaced the brief!.
And, yes, maybe my best friend in the world forever hates me!
Hates me!
[ Gasps ] Oh, my God.
[ Sobs ] I'm gonna be a bald bride.
It's so not ideal.
This is who's representing us?
Not anymore. Miss Lerner's offthe case. I'm taking over.
No, now look, calm down. I'm gonna get it dyed back.
- [ Sighs ] - Miss Lerner.
You are excused.
[ Sniffs ] I'm not this girl.
Ijust don't screw up. Ijust don't get demoted.
It's like I don't have anybody. I feel so alone.
Hey.
Babe, I'm right here.
[ Sniffs, Sighs ]
You miss your friend, especially now.
She'd know just what to say.
[ Sobs ] I'm mad at her too.
She went for the hair. Girlfriends don't do that.
You'll fix it. And ifyou can't, I love it.
I do. You're like this very tall, very hot Smurf.
[ Chuckles ]
Oh, honey.
It's not just about the hair.
I'm mad because maybe she's right.
And it's exhausting having to try to be perfect all the time.
That's how I held it together ever since I was a kid.
I figured nothing-- nothing bad would happen again ifl was just...
one step ahead of everything and everybody, all the time.
- [ Sighs ] - Life isn't perfect, hon.
It's messy.
You're right.
I mean, I was gonna be perfect foryou...
but now that you say it's impossible-- Hey.
No, you don't. No, you don't have to be perfect.
I've always wanted a human wife.
Yeah, the other ones are just... too hard to inflate.
- Hey. - Hey.
- Almost back to normal, huh? - I know, right?
I have, like, one layer of skin left, but that should be okay for ourwedding.
So, oops, sorry, Liv.
I wish I hadpictures. You know?
It's like I was up there, and there's this spotlight, and when I hit that rope--
- Oh, my God! - Hey! Enough, enough, enough!
I've heard this story 1 0, 000 times, Emma.
You've been acting a little wild lately. Okay?
And I'm tired of it. So knock it off.
Latelyyou've been very mad and tense and excited.
You know what? Ijust don't know how to deal with this.
- Uh-huh. - And quite frankly, you have me questioning whether or not...
this is something about-- to do with the wedding or ifthis is permanent.
Um, well, Fletcher, it is kind of permanent. You know?
It is possible that I might be mad ortense or excited more than once in the next 40 years.
Is it? Really? You know what? You're doing it right now.
- what? - You're being, not, I mean, not bitchy, but--
I said "not bitchy." Butyou're right there in that neighborhood.
You should have the cab, like, take a U-turn...
dropyou off at pleasant and Nice, where we met.
Areyou upset because ofthis thing with Liv, or because I'm having feelings?
- Totally. - Because it's kind ofhard to read you.
My God! That's totally it. I'm upset becauseyou have feelings. You nailed it.
Okay. So in otherwords, then don't have so many feelings, but ifl do, don't show 'em.
- I shouldn't have so many-- - Oh, God! I can't even talk toyou right now!
You haven't tried yet. Do you realize-- Do you know how hard this is for me?
- I don't even know whoyou are. - You have not even tried to ask me about how I'm feeling.
- I'm so confused. - I don't even know whoyou are.
All right? I don't want to talk.
It's a tense time. We're fine. Whatever. I was gonna go to the gym.
Bye.
[ Woman ] The blank pages ofmy diary
That I haven't touched since you left me
- Em ma? - The closed blinds in my home
- Em ma! Em ma! - See no light ofday
Dust gathers on my stereo
'Cause I can't bear to hear the radio
The piano sits in a shady space
With a picture ofyour face
- [ Ri ngs ] - Coffee stains on your favorite book
- [ Drill Whirring ] - Liv Lerner's office.
Hey, Kevi n. I t's Emma. I s Liv there?
I 'm sorry, can you hold on? J ust a minute, I-- Sorry.
It's my worst nightmare. I'm "cubicle-ized."
I'm sorry, Liv's dealing with a crisis right now. Can we return?
Fine. That's--
Yeah. Okay, I get it. Bye.
- Hey! I'm sorry. who is this? - I'm scared to face another day
- Hello? - 'Cause the fearin mejust won't go away
In an instant,you were gone
And I'm scared
Hey!
Hi!
- How are you? - Long time, huh?
- I know. It's my fault. I've been really busy. - Oh, yeah. Right. Busy.
Nothing to do with the fact that I'm the brother ofyour archenemy. I mean, best friend.
Hey! I have to rent a tux.
You're coming with me. Come on.
- Um, okay. - Come on.
I'm a little surprised. I would have thought a big magazine writerwould have his own tux.
Howyou doing, Em? Hmm? Howyou feeling?
Um, feel fine.
Fine's not really a feeling though.
Fine's a feeling.
"I feel fine." You could say that. people say that.
Yeah, sure. You can say that.
Okay. It's, like--
[ Sighs ] Things are crazywith the wedding.
And there are all these details and... I don't know.
I had this idea ofhow it was gonna be in my head, and--
- And it's not as much fun as that. - Mm-hmm.
[ Crying ] And I don't know why.
But mostly, I am fine.
[ Sighs ] Let's fixyour tie. I can't look at a tie like this.
- Yeah. Change the subject. - This doesn't look right without a tie.
I'm gonna go with a clip-on 'cause I can't figure this out.
- You have no patience. - Really?
Mm-mmm.
Kind ofthink I wait around too long.
Hey, let me buyyou a cup of coffee.
Oh, um, I-I can't. I'm late for, um--
But I'll call you.
Um, when I'm not--You--That-- You look, um, you look really--
You're gonna make a very handsome bride "giver-awayer."
Thankyou.
And, Em, you're gonna make a beautiful bride. Really.
- Yeah? - Yeah. I always thought so.
Thanks. Bye.
[ Snoring ]
[ Marion Narrating] Despite it all, when morning broke on that sixth ofJune...
it was the perfect day for a wedding.
Well, two weddings.
T-m i nus three hours, people.
Guard your camps, execute your duties, and we may make it out of here alive.
I ncoming, people.
Roses for Lerner. peonies for Allan.
- Has the Allan officiant reported for dutyyet? - Yes, he has.
- Linens for Lerner? - Yes.
Excellent.
Let's move, people. This is not a dress rehearsal.
Amazing. You can't even see the blue anymore.
- [ Sighs ] - [Knocking]
Oh, Liv.
My God, you're the most beautiful bride I have ever seen.
[ Sighs ] Thankyou.
- [Beeps ] - Oh, uh, excuse me a sec.
She's so weird.
God, I'm so nervous. I don't know why.
- Is the veil supposed to go like that? - Yes. why?
Oh, no. You look fine.
You know, honestly, the pressure we put on brides these days to look perfect.
It's just ridiculous.
You don't have to lookyour most beautiful on yourwedding day. Okay, everybody?
Mom! [ Chuckles ]
You know, ifyou want my opinion--
You know what, Deb? I don't. I don't want your opinion.
wh-what?
Deb, I have been dealing with versions ofyou mywhole life...
and I'm gonna tell you something...
that I should've told myself a long time ago.
Sometimes it's about me, okay?
Not all the time, but every once in a while it's my time. Like today.
Ifyou're not okaywith that, feel free to go.
But ifyou stay, you have to doyourjob.
And that means smiling and talking about my bridal beauty...
and, most importantly, not making it about you.
Okay? Can you do that?
Yes, I'd like to.
Then we're good.
Harpist is Allan. Quartet is Lerner.
How many times do I have to repeat myself?
[ Clears Throat ]
- Check on the grooms' status and man your battle stations. - Okay.
Ifyou're about to jump ship from one wedding...
Iet someone else know so we can create a diversion.
- Okay. - I'm going to Liv's ceremony and Emma's reception. More booze.
I'm gonna do a quick head count of the hot drunk single guys and then choose.
- Good call. - Allan. Lerner.
- Hey, Mr. Allan. How areyou? - [ Chuckles ]
- I'm good, bud. How're you? - Big day, huh?
Yes. Yes, it is.
I caught a glimpse of Emma when I was scouting out the enemy camp.
- [ Chuckles ] - She is beautiful, sir.
Thankyou, Nathan.
Listen, you think I could have a word with your sister?
- Not about the-the fight, about something else. - Oh, yeah. Sure.
[ Women Chattering]
- Liv. - [ Chuckles ]
Hi! Mr. Allan!
Oh, Liv.
wow. Your mom and dad would be so proud.
- Thankyou. - Ofboth ofyou.
- Thankyou. - Thanks.
I just want to pass on a blessing from our generation.
Not just from myselfbut from...
f-from my dear friends who would've given anything to be here today.
- Good luck, sweetheart. - Oh.
- Nate. - Mr. Allan, thankyou.
- Good to see you. - All right.
You too.
Such a good man. Emma's so much like him.
So, according to Ms. St. Claire, you are allowed one weak nip...
before the wedding, to sort ofsteady the nerves.
- So we have scotch-- - Okay. Scotch is good.
we have vodka and tequila.
Tequila, tequila? Tequila! Tequila!
- Kevin! Tequila. - Tequila's so trashy.
- No, no, no. Kevin. Kevin, listen to me. - You don't even like tequila.
You take this to Marion. You tell her I switched the DVD's.
She needs to play this when Emma walks down the aisle.
I thought we were rising above this sort ofthing.
we are, which is why I need you to do this for me right now. Hurry!
[ Sighs ]
You'll thank me one day.
- [Knocking] - I'll go get that.
- That's very helpful. - Okay.
Thankyou.
Oh, my God. It's your parents.
Come on in. Look, isn't she a bridal beauty?
She sure is. Oh, mygosh.
- Oh, wow, Mom. - Oh, my God! Is that my dress?
- [ Chuckles ] - Are you happy?
I'm happy ifyou're happy.
Sweetheart, you could get married in a brown paper bag, I wouldn't care.
This is your day.
Oh, boy, I need a tissue.
- Oh, my God. I'm gonna cry. - You're gonna screw upyour makeup, honey.
I found this when we moved to Boca, and I saved it.
- Dad. what is it? - I knew there'd come a day to give it toyou.
Go ahead. Open it.
In case you need something old or blue.
It's really Liv's.
well, something borrowed then.
Daddy, I need to see her.
- I think she feels the same way. - [Knocking]
I'll get that.
Oh, it's Marion.
Uh, places, people. we're on in two.
Marion, could I just run down the hallway for a second?
Emma, you are the most beautiful bride I have ever seen. Ready.
- Bride one, walking. Bride one, walking. - Oh.
I was a little girl
Alone in mylittle world
- Who dreamed ofa little home forme - It's time.
I playedpretend between the trees
And fed myhouseguests bark and leaves
And laughed in mypretty bed ofgreen
I had a dream
That I could fly
From the highest swing
I had a dream
Ooh
[ Man ] Ma'am.
- Oh, my God. - Okay. Okay.
- I 'm getti ng married. - Yeah. Are you happy?
Uh--
[ Walkie Beeps ] When I get visual confirmation on bride one walking...
give video a five count and roll.
- [ Harpist Plays "Bridal Chorus "] - And ready.
Walk.
[ Emma's Voice ] I'm in Acapulco, baby! Spring break!
I 'm here with Miguel.
[ Gasps ]
I love spring break! I want to dance!
[ Women ] Go, Emma! Go, Emma!
[ women Cheering ]
- I love being Emma! - I--
[ Screams ]
we've been hit. Repeat, we've been hit.
- [ Liv] Emma! - [ Screaming ]
[ Liv] Let me tellyou something about that tape!
God, you swore! You swore you'd never show that to anyone.
J ust... Iet them go.
Emma!
Bring it on!
[ Liv] Emma! I don't want to fight!
- Let me just tell you something! - I don't want to fight!
It's over. I can't do this anymore.
I can't do this anymore.
[ Sighs ]
Thank God.
I'm fine.
[ People Murmuring]
[ whispering ] Emma, what the hell are you doing? Have you lost your mind?
You just ruined ourwedding. You happy now?
Your friend? History. 'Cause she's a bad influence on you, and she always has been.
Judging by that DVD, you're a lot more like her than I thought.
- Good. I hope so. - what?
Fletcher, you've been my friend for 1 0 years.
I need you to be my friend now and tell me the truth.
You're in love with a girl that you met 1 0 years ago.
Hey, what's the matterwith that? Huh?
She's not here anymore.
I don't want to spend the rest of my life fighting, Fletch.
Or caving.
Neither doyou.
we're different. we want different things.
You know that's true, don'tyou?
I knew.
Good-bye.
Oh, my God. Emma.
I'm fine.
This is all my fault. That video was never supposed to happen.
I mean, it was supposed to happen, but I canceled it. I thought I did.
'Cause I could never do that to you. Emma, you're my best friend.
Oh, this fighting is so dumb.
I 'm so sorry about everything.
I'm sorry... too.
I'm so sorry.
If I ruined it foryou, I don't want it anymore.
If Fletcher and I were perfect for each other, then...
we'd be getting married, and we're not.
Areyou crying?
Yeah. It's like a whole new me.
And I just-- I cry all the time.
- I'm kind of a basket case. - No, Liv, I didn't want that. I'm sorry.
No. No, you were right.
I don't have to have it constantly together all the time.
It's like... this huge wake-up call.
And I'm kind ofstumbling around a little bit, but...
I'm awake.
will you stand up therewith me?
where elsewould I be?
Reset, people. Reset.
Oh, I almost forgot something.
Oh, my God. Em? where did you find that?
Two little girls saved it for us.
Come on.
[Laughing, Cheering]
Hi.
- Hey. Areyou single? - Uh, yeah.
- Areyou straight? - I don't like labels.
So sorry to hear aboutyour divorce.
why? It was only my first.
And next time, I'm definitely getting married at the plaza.
You treatedme so kind I'm about to lose mymind
- You made me so - Veryhappy
- Do you wanna dance? - Yes.
- Let's go. - Okay.
Um--
No, baby. Baby, let it happen on its own.
Uh-oh. Did I make a horrible mistake and marry someone who's smarter than I am?
[Marion Narrating] It was quite a wedding.
And as I stood there watching...
I realized something I'd forgotten a long time ago.
You made me so very happy
Sometimes in life there really are bonds formed that can never be broken.
Sometimes, you really can find that one person...
who will stand byyou no matter what.
Maybe you'll find it in a spouse and celebrate it with your dream wedding.
But there's also the chance...
that the one person you can count on for a lifetime--
the one person who knows you...
sometimes better than you knowyourself--
is the same person who's been standing beside you all along.
- wow! You look great. - Hello. Oh, my God. You look great.
well, how was it? How was the vacation?
- It was amazing. - I want to know everything about it.
Actually, I don't. You married my brother. That's weird.
So I don't want to know anything, ever.
Should we toast? To marriage?
Um, actually, I'm not drinking.
Neither am I.
[ Together] Areyou pregnant?
- when are-- - Me too. March third.
[Together] when'reyou due? March third.
- [ Shrieking ] - Doyou believe in love
Yes, I believe in love
- I believe it's because I've tried - Do, do, do
And ifyou know anything 'Bout loving anyone
Somehowyou got to be satisfied
Oh, but don't go changin'
A t least not for me, baby
I'm doin' what I gotta do, ooh
I'll be fine
Find a way to pass the time
While I sit here waiting on you
Oh, listen
But as soon as you get the chance, baby
You've got to
- Love me - Love me, baby
- Please - Do, do, do
- Sayyou love me - Love me, baby
- Prettyplease - Just once
Know it's hard out there
- I can imagine how - Do, do, do
Who you are in here
- See I can imagine now - Do, do, do
Why can't reality
You don't ever have to be
Able to read my mind, ooh
I can hardly walk without burning up
So I might as well start alive
Just as soon as you get a chance
Darlin'
- Love me - Love me, baby
- Please - Do, do, do
- Sayyou love me - Love me, baby
- Prettyplease - Do, do
Why, tell me why you wanna treat me so bad
When you know I love you
Darlin', don'tyou know
I'm givingyou the best lovin' you've ever had
No one else foryou
- Just as soon - Just as soon
- Love me - Love me, baby
- Please - Do, do, do
- Sayyou love me - Love me, baby
- Prettyplease - Do, do
Say, won'tyou come love me Pretty, prettyplease
Do, do, do
Said ifyou got the time, baby
Come and spend it with me